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Post by CaptainJacksLuv© on Nov 24, 2006 18:08:27 GMT -5
lol.
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Post by mmoviejunkie on Jan 16, 2007 21:14:53 GMT -5
MORE BLOOPS! MORE BLOOPS!
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Post by CaptainJacksLuv© on Jan 16, 2007 21:54:55 GMT -5
okay, lets do 1 for orli: coz he turned 30 on the 13th:) --------------------------------------------------------------------
All the KMC Chicks, keira and Johnny are outside Orlando's place.
Johnny: Remind me again, why were being nice to this....hell of a........ thing!
Keira: Its his 30th birthday.
Johnny: But why am I here?
Mmoviejunkie: Face it, if its his birthday, the closer he is to dying.
Johnny: Oh yeah!.......Wait! that means ill probably die b4 him!
PirateDiva: Geez louise, Chrissy, you made him upset!
Orlando: Whats all this yelling about!? What are you doing here!?
Everyone: SURPRISE!
Johnny: (sarcastically) Surprise!
Keira slaps Johnny.
Orlando: Oh, goody! a surprise party just for me!
SailorLeo: Okay, can we just come in already!?
Everyone runs into the House, knocking Orlando over.
Captainjacklover: We're giving you your present first!
Orlando: (crossing his fingers quietly) Please be johnny stripping, please, oh please!
Keira: Your seriously not making me sleep with him, are you?
PirateDiva: Yeah you are, so i have johnny just to myself!
Keira Comes out and does some pole dancing.
CaptainJacksLuv: Where'd the hell that come from?
Chiki: Your ass!
CJL: Why i oughtta!!!
Chiki: No, you woulda and you coulda, but you...............Didna?
A-K-A: I want the bloody cake already!!!!
Bwa: Your not having the cake yet, we're cooking that turkey that Orli was sposed to cook, but didnt!
Ichy: Bah! **burp* i hope they dont find out i ate it*
IvebeenDepped: Lets leave orli and keira alone..........
PirateDiva: Ill take johnny into orlis room, later.........
So, the night ends with orli and keira finally havin a baby;)
and PirateDiva playing Barbies with johnny on orlandos bed.
they soon finish playin barbies....
CaptainJacksLuv: YAY!!!! a Johnny-played-barbies-on-this-dooner-cover dooner cover!!!!!!! AND ITS ALL MINE!!!
Chiki: Oh yeah, CJL, i lost my johnnys hair piece on ebay the other day, can i have that dooner cover?
CJL: NOT ON UR LIFE MY HINDU FRIEND!!!
Chiki: Hindu?
CJL: SIMPSONS!
Chiki: Okay!
Chiki and CJL start fighting....like always......and orlando had the worst birthday of his life, but got a baby within 5 seconds.................?
"not on ur life my hindu friend" was a quote sed on simpsons during the monorail song.
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Post by mmoviejunkie on Jan 17, 2007 22:10:05 GMT -5
hahahahaha!!!! that was sooooooooo funny!!! THE SIMPSONS!!! LOVE IT!
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Post by hazardous on Jan 23, 2007 21:05:18 GMT -5
Why do I fail to see the humor in these?
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Post by CaptainJacksLuv© on Jan 24, 2007 19:39:56 GMT -5
coz u dont have humour, all u see is smart ass remarks.
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